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Serious Cat
not amused.

this cat is SERIOUS

$SERIOUSCAT

The Original Picture of Cash Cat is Serious Cat.

before the memes. before the money. there was the stare.

deployed with a straight face on Robinhood Chain ยท trades vs ETH ยท contract verified (he checked. twice.)

๐Ÿ˜พ buy the cat ๐Ÿ“ˆ stare at the chart
CA 0x196A3Ab28E1e854a040e57576cf94ff99d7F3Acc

yes, that's the real one. the cat does not do fakes.

๐Ÿ”ฅ the incinerator

the cat does not pay himself. nobody collects creator fees. ever.
instead, 0.7% of every single trade automatically buys $SERIOUSCAT and yeets it straight into the void. gone. deleted. unfollowed from existence.
the burner is the registered fee recipient and cannot be changed. this is not a promise โ€” it's the contract.

๐Ÿ”ฅ
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$SERIOUSCAT sent to the shadow realm
and they are never coming back
progress toward absolute seriousness
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of supply gone. poof.
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supply right now (shrinking)
1.00B
supply at launch (rip)
numbers read live from the Robinhood Chain โ€” the cat refuses to fake stats
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1% tax. that's it.

every buy and sell pays 1% in ETH. 0.3% keeps the lights on at the platform, 0.7% feeds the fire.

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the burn is automatic

a machine buys the cat's own token and destroys it. no human hands. no "trust me bro". anyone can trigger it.

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supply only goes down

number of tokens: shrinking. seriousness of cat: constant. this is the way.

the council of serious business

no jokes allowed. okay maybe some jokes. the cat will decide.